Calling all Conspiracy Theorists

I went out on my bike today to unravel one of the great mysteries of the M1 motorway. Near the Lurgan exit, somewhere in the distance, an odd golf-ball-like construction can sometimes be seen. Today I sought it out, And this is what I found, a mere 3/4 of a mile from the M1.

Castor Bay

This place claims to be the Castor Bay Waste Water Treatment Works, but clearly that’s just a front. Let’s take a look at this construction on the roof. What does it remind you of? Well, clearly it’s a shield generator from an Imperial Star Destroyer. Take a look!!

Imperiasl Star Destroyer

So why do we find an artifact of alien technology from a galaxy far, far away on the roof of a building on the shore of Lough Neagh? What are they really up to?? I have no idea. But I would imagine there’s a good conspiracy story in it.


2 Responses to “Calling all Conspiracy Theorists”

  1. Niall Says:

    My sister works quite near to there (from what I recall), and she’s been acting weird of late … questions should be asked in the House!

  2. paul Says:

    I live next to it’ my chickens have started to grow a third leg. do you think the golf ball has anything to do with it?